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        “Good morning Kabuto, I see you fell asleep in my bed, again.” You'd been awake for quite some time now, but instead of getting up, you'd patiently waited for Kabuto to stir. As his eyes fluttered open, you crawled onto his chest and greeted him with a warm smile. “Did you sleep well? You were snoring louder than a train for a while there.”

While fumbling to find his glasses, Kabuto snorted. “You're not exactly a silent sleeper yourself. I thought it started to storm last night as loud as you were snoring. Not to mention, you talk in your sleep.”

“I do not.” The thought of talking in your sleep worried you. If what you said in your sleep had anything to do with the odd dreams you'd been having, you might just crawl under a rock and hide for the rest of your life. “Besides, this is my bed. I should be able to snore and talk in my sleep in my own bed. But I don't do either, so it really doesn't matter.”

“Oh really? Then why is your face so red?” He reached up and touched your pink cheek. “At least I think it's red. I can't find my glasses, so really I don't know.”

All too happy to change the subject, you let out a feigned sigh and shook your head. “You lost your glasses again? You do that an awful lot you know.”

“I didn't lose them, I just can't find them and that's probably only because I have you sitting on me.” Finally awake enough to realize that you were on top of him, Kabuto squirmed uncomfortably and doubled his efforts to find his glasses. With his face growing more and more red with each passing second, it didn't take him long to give up again. “You know, this really would be a lot easier if you would let me up.”

“Now why would I do that, especially if I already know where your glasses are.” Trying hard not to grin, you slowly lifted his glasses from behind your back and held them over his head.

“Why would you do that? It's really not even amusing. Now give those back, I need them to see.” Despite the fact that he'd asked nicely, you shook your head, refusing to do as he'd asked. “Fine, I guess we'll just do this the hard way then.” Kabuto grabbed your sides and easily tossed you onto the bed next to him. After only a moment a wrestling around with you, Kabuto managed to sit on you while holding your arms down to the bed. Unable to move, you couldn’t keep him from retrieving his now heavily smudged glasses. “I don't know why you try. There's really no way you can beat me.”

“Oh please Kabuto, don't flatter yourself. All I would have had to do is hug you and you would have been completely paralyzed until I decided to let go.”

“Having cleaned his glasses to a shine, Kabuto placed them on his nose, crawled off of you and smirked. “I'd have to disagree with you. You're hugs don't fluster me near as much as they used to, not since I've been listening to you sleep talk.”

The way he was looking at you let you know that he wasn't kidding. Worried that you might have said something private, you sat up, roughly grabbed his shoulders and started to shake him.“W-what do you mean by that? What do I say?“

“I have your attention now do I?” Despite your violent shaking and yelling, Kabuto was unfazed. “I suppose I could tell you, or, I could keep this secret for blackmailing you later.”

“You wouldn't dare. And who would you even use to blackmail me? I don't see anyone but you and Orochimaru.” You dropped your forehead to his and glared at him. “Now tell me, before I do something horrible to your glasses.”

“Fine, but you're going to wish I'd just kept this to myself.” Not even trying to keep from grinning, Kabuto pulled a small tape recorder from your night stand. “I know what you're going to say, no, I don't record you, not normally. Last night was the only time I did.” He sighed as he stopped the tape from recording and began to rewind it. “I wouldn't want to repeat the whole tracking device argument after all. Are you sure you want to hear this?”

You bit your lip and gave it one final thought. “I might as well.”

“Alright, but I warn you, you're going to be very embarrassed by the time this is through.” The moment he pushed down the play button, your nightmare began. It was exactly what you hoped it wasn't. You were having full blown, elaborate conversations with Kabuto in your sleep. Talking in your sleep was pretty bad, but the things you were saying made you want to jump in the nearest lake and drown yourself. As if the sickeningly sweet pet names you were calling Kabuto weren't embarrassing enough, you were also apparently pregnant in whatever dream you were having and having a difficult time choosing a name.

Unable to handle anymore after only five minutes, you stopped the tape. “I think I need a muzzle.”

To your surprise, Kabuto's face was just as red as you knew yours was. That didn't mean he was too embarrassed to continue teasing you though. “Oh come on, it's not so bad. I personally like that last name you chose. Ichiro has a nice, strong ring to it.”

With your face burning, you shoved him so hard he nearly fell off of your bed. “Stop that, it's not funny, we aren't having a kid and you know it. Mister I can't even hug you without my nose bleeding. You're just trying to make things even more awkward than they already are.”

Kabuto chuckled. “Yes, well that was kind of the point. But, if you insist that I stop, I suppose I should comply.” The corner of his mouth twitched upward slightly, which he attempted to hide by adjusting his glasses. “I am wondering though, how long have you been dreaming about this sort of thing?”

His question made you want to run, but you knew that wouldn't accomplish anything. You tried to swallow back your embarrassment, and answer without stuttering. “I don't know, maybe a month or so. Not much longer than that though. But it's only a dream, it doesn't mean anything in real life.”

“Dreams don't happen for no reason, and that's a pretty long time for your subconscious to be thinking the same thing. Especially something that means nothing.” He sighed. “You could have said something you know. You've been acting strangely for about that long as well. I thought maybe you were just getting home sick.” Kabuto rubbed the back of his head and looked away from you. “I'm going to be honest, I'm really not sure how I should be reacting to this sort of thing.” Looking back up at you, he  offered a very nervous smile. “Like you said, I can't hug you without getting a nosebleed, so obviously I haven’t thought much farther ahead than that.” The tension in your room was thick enough to cut with a knife and neither of you knew how to make things any better.

Unable to stand it any longer, you fell into Kabuto's chest and snuggled him tightly. “You read way too much into these things. Besides, I was only teasing you about the nose bleeds. You're actually handling my hugs quite well these days. Not to mention, I think you sleep in my bed more than you do your own. So, if you're up to it, maybe I'll move onto the next step, kisses and snuggling.”

Kabuto's face was once again a deep shade of red. Despite that, he happily snuggled you in his arms and gave you a quick peck on the cheek before lightly teasing you. “If you really think I'm ready for that, then I guess I won't stop you.”

It took you a couple of seconds that he'd just done exactly what you'd suggested, and he'd done it without even a hint of nervousness. “Well it looks like that step went rather smoothly, didn't it? I expected that to take a lot longer, like months or even years. This is a rather pleasant surprise.”

“I'm glad you think so.” He nuzzled his nose in your neck and held you just a little bit tighter. “So, now that the second step out of the way, what do you suggest we do next?”

His sudden eagerness embarrassed you terribly. Somehow all of Kabuto's nervousness had left him, and decided instead, to cling to you. Not wanting him to know that, you quickly made up an excuse. “Maybe we should stay at this step for a few months, you know, just until we're sure you've gotten it down. I wouldn't want you to have a panic attack or something like that.”

Having seen right through your feeble excuse, Kabuto quietly laughed against your neck. “I honestly doubt I would have a panic attack. But, we'll do whatever you say, this is your plan after all. And as long as you don't plan on leaving me anytime soon, we can stay at this step forever.”
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SushiDog98 Featured By Owner May 30, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
You're such an amazing author! I love your Kabuto novels! So cute!
Cateyepoison777 Featured By Owner May 2, 2015
NotokiAndOthers Featured By Owner Dec 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
i call my cousin's name in my sleep. she was over and i was like "Miranda, Miranda, where are you?" she got up in my face that morning talking about it
hizzykin Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I once had a pokemon battle in my sleep, according to my friends. When I woke up I realised that I had fallen asleep while playing pokemon.
Black-Eevee Featured By Owner May 31, 2014  Student Writer
i actually do talk in my sleep. Little bro found it quite amusing.
xXDoctorMythXx Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014  Student Artist

ogod if i would talk in my sleep:

me: "lolwut a flying seahorse? lol y is there a bird on the ceiling? wtf how did that horse get in here?!"

Kit-Kit-Ridge Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I said one thing and it was: Nuughh... No more... red gummy bears...*snore*

And then something about hotdogs..? bunneh icon17 
xXDoctorMythXx Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Student Artist
Xiorui Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sometimes i just snore and one night while sleeping at my friends house i was like

"Kakashi Sensei.. I learned a new jutsu.."

My friend was like "The fuck is a Jutsu and who the hell is Kakashi Sensei?!"
xXDoctorMythXx Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015  Student Artist
One day i went sleepwalking
Tho i dont remember when xD

And ahaha, i wonder too who kakashi is and whats a jutsu is 030
kawaiiCaliGirl Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2014  Professional General Artist
hahaha same! tbh when I was little my grandmother told me I talk about fruit. Like wtf? "grapes" "apples" lmao
xXDoctorMythXx Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2014  Student Artist
somehow kabuto makes me think about my OC Flinn, he's a little afraid for such things like hugs and kisses too, but lol, he knows he can do it, he's just an alien so doesnt understand it XD
Elitebloom1 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2014
Me: so I talk in my sleep...
Kabuto: and kick,my back still hurts.
Me: wait what
Kabuto: yes you kick like a freaking-
Me: if you say donkey ill falcon punch you.
Kabuto: donkey
Falcon punch 

lolipopchainsaw Featured By Owner Feb 12, 2014  Student Artist
Kidagakaush Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2014
Too cute!
MurderToast Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013
Kaaaaabuto-san ^w^
SakuraSchiffer Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2013  Student Artist
Sokka: "SOKKA DOESN'T TALK IN HER-does Sokka talk in her sleep...?" *takes on le thinker pose*

Kabuto: *smirks evily* "Yes...,Yes you do..."

Sokka: *Throws Orochimaru out random window* "FUUUUUUUUU!!!!"
MurderToast Featured By Owner Dec 29, 2013
XD I feel bad for Orochimaru.

Is your username related to Naruto and Bleach?
SakuraSchiffer Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2013  Student Artist
Naw just Bleach...when i was creating it some how i had made a typo without noticing it and i put Sakura when i ment Sakuya
MurderToast Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2014
I see.
MillyMaeAKAshap Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2013  Student Writer
My worst nightmare is to talk in my sleep........having a room next to my mom and all... >.< Lol and it's a very cute story. I'm also embarrassed with anything to do with a relationship of my own lol
IresXx Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2013
I was walking in public, and I squealed outloud and everyone gave me a wtf face XD I was soo embraced o////o
Discorocky11 Featured By Owner Nov 27, 2013  Professional Traditional Artist
Omg I do talk in my sleep how did you know?
KawaiiKoneko97 Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I love this so much. X3 Very-well written. <3 Kabuto is so cute. :heart:
angeluchiha7 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013  Student Artist
 awesome!!! I love kabuto and orochimaru <3
SakuraDreamerz2 Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013
*giggles* Kabutos turned into a tomato! XD
twistedlittlesoul Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
This I read at my church. I feel real bad that I did but I liked it ALOT.
VampireGodesNyx Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Don't feel bad.. I wrote it at church. XD
twistedlittlesoul Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
XD hahahaha!!! Ok. I don't feel as bad now. That poor man who gives the speech
StarComet Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
I can't believe I read this in a public area I'm so lucky I didn't squeal loud enough to draw anyone's attention XD I can't even tell you how much I love this one AGSKDKAGWKD THANK YOU SO MUCH <3
VampireGodesNyx Featured By Owner Nov 17, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
XD Ah, squealing in public, something I do far too often. *nodnod*
I'm really glad you liked it. ^^
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