Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven Kabuto

        You walk up to the center of the room where Jiraiya and the large bucket are waiting for you. You place your hand inside and begin feeling around. Something cylindrical and very smooth gets your attention. After lifting it out of the basket you take a closer look.  It was a type of test tube, containing a strange bluish liquid that you couldn't identify. “Who's alien matter is this?”

“That's not alien matter.” Kabuto began walking over to you with a crooked grin in his face. “That's Lord Orochimaru's DNA. I keep it with me where ever I go.” He took the vile from your hand and placed it inside one of the many pockets of his pants.

“That's pretty weird Kabuto. You might need a new hobby. Keeping your master's DNA on your person  is a whole new level of obsessive behavior.” Jiraiya awkwardly scratched the back of his head as he led you both in the direction of the closet.

“Don't disrespect Lord Orochimaru, I won't stand for it.” Kabuto puffed out his chest, ready to attack Jiraiya.

“I wasn't disrespecting Orochimaru, I was calling you a freak.” Jiraiya shoved Kabuto into the closet with you. “Now try to have some fun in there. Don't do anything stupid either.” He shut the door with a loud thud, leaving you two in the dark.

Kabuto was still standing up, facing the door. “I really don't like him. He doesn't understand my devotion.” He turned from the door and sat close to you. Everyone obsesses over something, I just happen to obsess over a person.” He snorted, crossing his arms and leaning against the wall. “Jiraiya is obsessed with females. At least I'm not a pervert.”

“He was probably just picking on you. There's nothing wrong with having a roll model. Jiraiya probably just doesn't like the fact that yours is evil. At least your driven though, that's a good thing.” You smiled kindly and patted his hand. You were afraid to get to close to him in his current state.

“I suppose you're right.” Your kindness seemed to calm him down. “I shouldn't let such trivial things upset me. I'm sorry.” Kabuto looked over at you with a slight smile. “And now I've gone and used up most of our time complaining. I suppose I should devote whatever time we do have left to you.” He awkward turned to face you, now smiling fully. “You don't mind do you?”

He took you by surprise. One moment he was seemingly ready to fight Jiraiya, and now he was ready to kiss you. “N-no, I don't guess so.”

“Good. Just wanted to make sure.” Kabuto slowly moved to you, placing one hand on your shoulder. You could see his nervousness all over his face. “Sorry, I'm really not sure what I'm doing.” He gently placed his lips on yours. You could feel the heat radiating from his blushing face. Leaning into him you kissed back, relieving some of the awkwardness.

Jiraiya opened the door to see you two kissing. “Why are our leaf ninja so easily persuaded to makeout with the enemy? This is a real problem.” He looked genuinely worried.

Kabuto took your hand and helped you up. “I don't know Jiraiya, as much as you stalk young women you really should know the answer to that.” He took you out of the closet, and began leading you out of the large game room. “You wouldn't want to go somewhere would you? Being around all these people makes me antsy.”

“I don't see why not. If I'm allowed to makeout with you in a closet I should be allowed to hangout with you.” You smiled wide.

Jiraiya slumped over as you and Kabuto left the building. “I'm really starting to think this game was a bad idea.”