Naruto Seven Minutes In Heaven Intro (for Girls)

         Smiling like a complete madman, Jiraiya stood in front of you holding a large bucket in his hands. "Okay everyone, I have called you all here for a very special type of training. Now I don't want any of you to be alarmed, but serious injury could occur depending on who your partner is."

"Oh come on Sensei, it's not like we all aren't used to getting hurt. It happens all the time." Naruto scoffed.

"I know but this is different. You'll be locked in a closet with a girl for seven minutes." A pervert grin covered Jiraiya's blushing face. "And the whole  point is to get as far with her as possible."

Kakashi looked up from his book. "We're playing seven minutes in heaven, aren't we?"

Jiraiya nodded. "Exactly."

Just hearing this was more than enough to cause Hinata to faint. "You are some kind of sick, pervy sage, calling this training." Naruto laughed. "But I like it."

"Good, them we'll play. Just one more thing, I invited over the Akatsuki too. Figured it would make things a bit more interesting." Jiraiya began collecting everyone's items as the Akatsuki filled the room.