It's your turn to pick an item. You walk up to the bucket and start feeling around. Something cold and metallic wraps around your fingers. You lift it out of the bucket. You immediately recognize it as Hidan's necklace. "I'm not so sure this is a good idea." You inwardly cringe.
Hidan was already next to you with his arm around your shoulders. "Too late, you picked out my item, and now I'm not going to let you go." He swept you off you feet and carried you to the closet.
"I don't trust him, if you need anything, just bang on the door and I'll open it right up." Jiraiya reluctantly shut the door.
"I don't think you'll be needing him, I can more than take care of you." Hidan sat down with you in his lap and began kissing you. Just as you expected him to be, he was rough and touchy. You tried to move away from his kiss, but couldn't. His hand was on the back of your head, keeping you firmly in place. After a moment of your struggling he stopped and gave you an annoyed look. "Is there a problem here? Because I'm pretty sure I'm doing what I'm supposed to be doing."
The look on his face was freaking you out, so you changed your plan. "N-no, it's just, I still have your necklace. I didn't want you to forget it." You held it up for him.
A blush broke out over his entire top half. "Oh, I'm sorry." He took the necklace and placed it around his neck. "I would have been in some deep water had I lost that. Thank you. Anyway, enough talking." Before you could protest he lowered his mouth to yours again and continued kissing you. Realizing he wasn't going to stop until his time was up, you kissed back. Hidan pulled you in closer to him, filling the space between you. He ran his hands up and down everywhere he could touch. You moved your hands to his now messy silver hair. He groaned as you began to tangle your hands in his hair. Hidan abruptly shoved you onto the ground and loomed over you. He moved to take off your shirt, but you both heard the sound of the door unlocking. "Dang it. I was so stinking close."
Jiraiya had a shocked look on his face. "Okay you two, I think that's quite enough time in the closet. Good thing you only have seven minutes in here, you Akatsuki members have quite a way with the ladies don't you?" He gave a nervous laugh.
Hidan stood up and took your hand, helping you to your feet. "So, ever thought about joining the Akatsuki? Like I said before, we could really use some more females in the group." A crooked smile lit up his face. "You could stay in my room with me if you wanted."
"I'm sure that just sealed the deal. Besides, you need Pain's permission before a new member can join, you should know that." Kakuzu sighed at Hidan's stupidity.
Hidan turned to face Kakuzu. "Shut up, no one was asking you." He turned back to you, still smiling. "Ignore him, I'm pretty sure if you wanted to join I could twist some arms, or cut off a few heads. But for now what if we go get some ribs? I'm starving."
You gave a slow nod. "Okay, food's always good."
"Yeah, that;s what I'm talking about. I know a really good place around here, I hang out there when Kakuzu's taking forever with his bounty's." Hidan took your hand and led you out of the house.
Tsunade smacked Jiraiya on the back of the head. "Well good job Jiraiya, now we've lost another ninja because of your stupidity."
Jiraiya flinched. "What are you talking about woman? I would have gone with him to get ribs too. Ribs are good and I'm starving."