Fire Emblem Seven Minutes in Heaven Vaike

       “So, since we already have the next lucky player up here, how about we get things started?” Edward signaled you towards the overflowing barrel. “Take it away.”

“Aye aye captain Edward.” After a quick salute, you placed your hand into the barrel and pulled up a bottle of body oil. “Can I choose again? I have a really bad feeling about this particular item.”

“And why would that be hmm?” A loud laugh came from close behind you, followed by a strong arm around your waist. “All the ladies want a turn with the Vaike.” He squeezed you tight, picking you up bridal style and started walking towards the tent.

Figuring you didn't need his help, Edward leaned against the barrel and shooed you off. “Well okay then. You guys have fun, I'll come get you when your time's all up.”

“Sounds good to me man. I'll just make sure this little lady has the best seven minutes of her life.” With a loud laugh, you were carried to the tent and placed on the dirt floor. “So, you're pretty lucky to have picked my item. I bet all the other ladies are jealous of you right now. Maybe I should stick around you for a while after this. You know how girls can be, vengeful and all.”

“I think I should be just fine. Thank you though.” You knew the other girls wouldn't be jealous. If anything, they'd probably feel sorry for you. It wasn't that Vaike was unattractive, it was his pride that annoyed everyone so.

“Really? Well, if you find you need some protection, just come see old teach.” He winked and brought you back in his arms, nuzzling your neck with his nose. “It's a mans job to protect any girl he meets.” Giving you a tight hug, he fell down on his back. “It's a shame this game is so short. How am I supposed to fully charm a lady in seven minutes? Not that I need a long time, it's just, I need more than seven minutes. You know what I'm saying?”

“Sure I do, at least, I think I do.” You chuckled quietly to yourself.

“Yeah, this is pretty nice.” Vaike ran his hand up and down your back. “Just you and me, doing nothing, in an empty tent, where we could be doing something.”

“You know, your hints are way less than subtle. You may want to work on that.” Knowing how impatient Vaike was, you knew it was only a matter of time before he wanted to do more than just talk to you.

“Really, you don't mind? I figured you couldn't keep your hands off of the Vaike. No lady can.” Vaike held your chin in his hand and prepared to kiss you.

“H-hey I didn't sa-.” Taking advantage of your open mouth, Vaike rolled on top of you and kissed you roughly, burying his hands in your hair.

“Whoa, take it easy there. This is a game, not a competition to see who can get the farthest in seven minutes.” Vaike didn't seem to notice Edward at all. “Okay then, ignore me.” Edward shoved at him, rolling him off of you. “Your times up. So if you would like to continue this,  you're going to have to do it elsewhere.”

“Oh, right.” Hoping to his feet, Vaike smiled wide. “Come on baby, let's go elsewhere.”

You shook your head slowly. “N-no, that's okay.” In a way you were really glad it was over, but in another way, you wished it were a little longer. In the end, you decided it would be better if your little session with Vaike ended here.

“What, why not?” He was obviously a little shocked, if not hurt.

Slowly standing to your feet you smiled weakly and gave your answer. “I'm all Vaiked out.”