Yuffie jumped out in front of you with a stern look on her face. She held her fists close to her face and began almost cheering you on. “Are you ready to do this? Are you ready to make the girls look good? Are you ready to play this game? Then get up there and get started already.”
“Well then my dearest Yuffie, I do believe you've had just about enough coffee for this week. You might want to calm down just a little tiny bit, I think you're scaring Aerith.” You stood to your feet and gave her head a little pat before walking up to the hat and pulling out a long black sash. “I got a thing.” You weren't quite sure what it was, so you waved it above your head like a banner, waiting for someone to claim it.
The owner of the item caught the free end in his hand, pulled it from your grip and wrapped it around his waist. “Let's go.” Weiss slowly walked to the closet as he finished tying his sash. He was paying absolutely no attention to you at all. Because of this, he didn't notice you knock over the hat and spill the items all over the floor.
You tried to quickly pick up the items and join him, but you just kept making a mess. Finally Yuffie Shooed you away and cleaned it up herself. When you finally made it to the closet, Weiss was already sitting on the floor with his arms crossed, wearing a very bored expression. “Sorry it took me so long. I kind of made a little mess out there and was trying to clean it up.”
He leaned against the wall and shrugged. “That's alright, I'm in no hurry.”
“Oh, well that's good then.” You slammed the door behind you and attempted to sit down. “Man, we need a little night light in here or something. I can't even see my hand in front of my face.” With your eyes taking longer to adjust than you would have liked, you gave up on getting close to him and just sat down where you were. “I still can't see anything at all, not even a little bit. So you're going to have to take the lead here.”
“Take the lead?” Weiss knew exactly what you were saying, but he was completely uninterested in doing what you had in mind. After a moment of silence, he let out a very quiet, very short chuckle. “No, I don't think so.”
“Well fine then, I'll just have to come to you.” Lowering your hands to the floor, you began to crawl towards where you thought Weiss was seated. “You're making this very difficult you know, you could at least give me some hint as to where you are.”
“Now why would I do that?” There was a cold undertone to his misleadingly calm voice. “After all, I do find this to be much more entertaining.”
“I don't. But if you could just keep talking, I might be able to have some fun as well.” It would have been better had you not said anything. Now that Weiss knew you were using his voice to locate him, he stopped talking entirely. “Are you serious? Man you are seriously evil. I just want one little kiss. Unless of course the first one goes well, then there can be more than one kiss. That's not the point though. The point is that if I can't find you, I won't even get one kiss.”
Weiss broke his silence only to say one sarcastic sentence. “How very sad.”
Something wasn't right. His voice sounded like it was coming from above you. “You're standing, I can tell. A-are you walking away from me as I get close to you? You are aren't you? You're even more evil than I thought.”
The door opened before you had even managed to find him. Now able to see, you realized it was just as you thought. He had been standing up and moving around the whole time in an attempt to avoid you. “So, I'm thinking that this looks pretty weird. I don't want to know what was going on in here, just let yourselves out whenever the weirdness is over.” Yuffie walked away, leaving the door open.
Weiss walked out of the closet without giving you so much as a glance. “You come back here, we're not through. We haven't even started yet.” Though you tried to chase him down, you kept tripping over your own two feet. Knowing there was no way you'd catch him now, you threw your fist in the air and yelled after him. “This isn't over Weiss! I will find you, and I will get my kiss.”
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