Final Fantasy Seven Minutes in Heaven Loz

         “You, just come on up here. I don't feel like explaining why I picked you, just do it.” Yuffie already had her hat and was ready for you to choose an item. Not wanting her to get upset, you quickly made your way over to her and began searching through the hat.

“It's like no matter how many people play this game, the hat never gets any emptier.” A small, heavy, round item got your attention. It was cold to the touch and very smooth. “This feels, oddly familiar.” It was a blue Materia. “Ah, I see, that's why it was so cold.”

“Someone took  my Materia? Oh, I'm going to hurt someone for that.” Yuffie snatched the sphere from your hand and became immediately defensive. “Who took this? All these Materia are mine, all mine.” She angrily stomped her feet and snorted in anger.

“I did.” Loz stood up and took the Materia from Yuffie. “This is mine, not yours. Now, I want to play.” He grabbed your hand and pulled you towards the closet. “We're going to have fun together.” With Yuffie still obsessing over the loss of her precious Materia, Loz shut the door after getting you into the closet and sat down on the floor with you in his lap. He was squeezing you tight, breathing down your neck and rocking back and forth. “So, what are we going to do?”

“Um, I guess we're going to do whatever you want to do.” You were a bit intimidated by Loz. He might not be the brightest of the three brothers, but he was definitely the strongest. The fact that he already had you in his arms worried you a bit. He could do whatever he wanted and there was no way you could stop him.

“Whatever I want huh?” Loz thought. “Well, I want to play this game with you. But, I don't know how, exactly, to do that. ” He gave you an embarrassed look. “So, you'll have to teach me.”

“I could probably do that.” There was no way you were going to teach him to play the actual game, it would just be too weird. You decided the best thing to do was just to make something up and hope he didn't find out. “So, you know how it's all dark in here? Well, that's so, we can't see each others hands. You see, we're supposed to be playing things like Miss Mary Mack, and Concentration.”

Loz's happy face dropped to a frown stopping you from explaining further. “I'm not stupid you know. I was here for the rules, and I know what we're supposed to be doing. It doesn't involve grade school games. If you didn't want to play with me, you should have just said so instead of lying. Lying is mean.” Loz looked ready to cry, and it made you feel horrible.

“I'm sorry, I just, it's weird and awkward, and I'm not good at teaching people. Especially not things like this.” You really hoped he didn't get angry. You were still in his lap and at his mercy.

“Why didn't you just say that. Now we wasted all the time, doing nothing.” He pouted. “I'm going to make you play with me again some day. This wasn't fair, at all. ” right on cue, Yuffie opened the door. A sour look still on her face.

“I still want my Materia you big jerk. Now get out of the closet before I make you get out.” She glared at Loz, ready to attack him for the slightest thing.

“I'm leaving already you bully. But I'm going to take her with me. Unless you let me keep the Materia.” Loz though you over his shoulder and gave your butt a smack. “So, which will it be, your friend, or your Materia?” He let out a somewhat evil laugh.

Yuffie looked shocked. “Are you seriously making me choose right now? That's not even fair. Put her down and I'll choose.”

“I don't think so.” Loz shook his head.” Since you're having a hard time deciding, I'll keep both for now.” He chuckled and made his way to the exit. Just before walking out of the door, he turned back to Yuffie, smiling wickedly. “Let me know when you figure out what's more important to you. I'll be waiting.”